Good day to you. My name is Angus and I am a crocodile. I have only just started on this web page. I am going to use it to talk about my favourite hobby, which is cooking. I present a cookery column in a magazine, and am famous for my creative recipes, especially when cooking rare and unusual creatures. My territory is in the west end of Glasgow, which is in Scotland, but I quite often travel in search of interesting food. I am originally from the Nile in Africa.
I have been living with humans for three years now. This is why I have access to the internet. If you are on the alligator network, you can also find me there. I am becoming familiar with human culture. I like quite a lot of human music. My favourites are Front 242, James Ray's Gangwar and Cubanate.
My friend Donald is the human I spend the most time with. He's fairly intelligent and we have interesting conversations about science. I also spend a lot of time with my friend Hastur, who is a seal, and has a lot of enthusiasm for food, if not much patience with preparing it. There are no special reptiles in my life at the moment, although I do keep company with snakes and dinosaurs and the occasional lizard.
You will soon be able to see some handsome pictures of me here. I am still quite a young crocodile, and under six foot in length, but I consider myself to be quite accomplished for my age. I take good care of my scales and I like to wear jewellery, which is traditional among crocodiles of my lineage. I am told that my brown eyes are very striking.
If you want to write to me to worship or to talk about cooking, I have an e-mail address which is angus@triffid.demon.co.uk
Last updated on September the twenty-first, 2000